Oh, college! - Dear cute boy at party last night,

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Dear cute boy at party last night,

You probably actually won’t be calling me because I spent so long telling you about how getting an iPhone changed my life, but how I’m like, totally not materialistic or anything, then I got distracted for 45 minutes, then I made fun of some girl for having dandruff. Bad first impression!

(this tumblr post sent from my iPhone)